Thus, one might have to ponder, or at least to ponderously consider items such as:

• wherefore had the fleah jumped unto the welkin?
• item, wherefore had the fleah donned whoreshoes
• item, wherefore 200-pound? Why no more nor less?
• and likewise, howsomever had the fleah measured such a preciseful weight?
• etcaetera.

As I was saying